Anonymous asked: Mechanisms, why do you keep visiting earth? (And also, who put Jonny in charge???)
Who put Jonny in charge of what? Jonny is in charge of something? God help you. There’s a reason he’s only our First Mate and therefore not in any way in total control of anything.
As for Earth. I have no idea. I’ve been trying to persuade the others to leave for years but they don’t seem to have finished up all their business here yet. Fuck knows what other plans they have.
slit-throat-barber asked: How are you, who ever answers this, and the other mechs?
Unwilling to engage in small talk, but less unwilling to engage in it than those of the other Mechs currently holding weaponry. ~Nastya
Anonymous asked: Nastya - where in all the seven hells are you, and how are you maintaining contact? Shouldn't the other mechs have found you right now, or have they been simply distracted by other pleasures?
Which Mech do you think would find it pleasurable to hunt me down rather than leave me far away and unbothersome Somewhere Else? Why would I publicly announce the location of Somewhere Else when that would enable them to avoid it, or blow it up? Or even pass by just to interrupt me? Assuming, of course, I’m not still where they know that they lost me. A location which the Blogbot has announced several times. And why do you think I would have a problem hacking the comms of a system I have been intimate with for several millennia?
You ask so many stupid questions in only two sentences. I’m actually impressed.
todd-t-faeon asked: I had a dream where all if you were singing about these two rich friends that bought a planet and created a huge chess field. They then hired a load of soldiers, dressed them appropriately and had them all fight and kill each other for their enjoyment. I dunno, thought it was pretty nifty a dream (vision?). What do you guys think? Learned how to do performances via dream suddenly?
Ah, apologies. That dream was mis-directed and should not have been broadcast in this sector. If you would be so kind as to report immediately to your local brain cleansing specialist, that would save us the bother of having to find you and cleanse your memories ourselves. Thank you.